Apple 13.3-in MacBook Air M2 8-core CPU 10-core GPU 256 GB Ssd HD 8 GB (2022)

Running Monterey 12.6.4

MLY43LL/A

MODEL A

Looks like Dark Grey.

8C CPU

10C GPU

8gb RAM

256GB SSD

Power Adapter

Cable

Battery life as shown in pictures.

The Pitch.

This item is brand new. As you can see from the pictures, it hasn't gone past the welcome Hello screen.

No appleId. No worries.  No nothing.

You are the first to use it.

Took it out of the box to take picture to give you the peace of ass that is required for a quality  sale.

It is lightweight and good for right-handers and lefties. It's not so hot if you can place it on your lap. Very quiet until you start playing Doom. Then it meows. It is also good for smacking would-be muggers. Make sure you take a selfie, mugger included for insurance claims. Consequently, it is useful as a medieval personal trauma plate. Good for protecting your groin area and rear, just in case. You never know.

When it comes to actual computing, it is very useful for getting work done or pretending you are working. Just don't use it for porno, apple has AI that keeps track of that stuff. In general, beats carrying windows around. Have you seen how heavy a 36x72 window is at Homedepot? Enough said, get this MacBook Pro, and smack your job to  payday.

Return Policy.

Due to the nature of this product, it cannot be returned. I'll provide you with an official receipt sonl you can purchase applecare if you want or go to asurion and get a warranty subscription. Watch the pictures, ask questions, and make an offer.

All sales final. No refunds. No returns.

If you don't like it after you get it, sell it and get your money back. It's worth its weight in gold receipts.

Shipping.

I am so excited to ship this to you, so if you buy and pay before 5 pm CST, I will process and ship the same day. If not, it's the next day.

Bonus.

Three free gifts with every order per house hold if gifts are in stock.

Fussclaimer.

Passes all California standards I am told and made in a climate friendly environment.

No muggers, neither theives nor animals nor animals were hurt in the testing of this product. Not a good shield against .45ACP. Not a resting place for pussy pr other tagmahashi pets: it might pee on the keyboard rendering the unit inoperable.

Please watch the pictures carefully the correct specs are here and in the pictures. EBay has a funny system of posting incorrect data.